some kind of retarded butthead
synonymous with asstard
younger sibling: I gonna put my booger on you
older sibling: ugh! don't be such a butt-tard.
person1: I can't get this bag of chips open, tsk man, psht...this is butt-tarded.
person2: no, I think you're just butt-tarded.
gla-mo-ran-nahzz, from english glamorous + bananas
anything that is both crazy and glamorous.
"check out cindy's fishscale cocktail dress, are those REAL fishscales?"
"they are! that's Glamoranas!!"