BIOS

In x86 or PC manufacturing industry (especially in the East Asia region), the term means "Big Issue Of Schedule and software". Because of this black magic bob binary caused most issues and it apparently is the only part can be upgraded in our computers. Meanwhile the market is shrinking, big firms is perusing the profit and replacing a mount of local employees with awful but cheaper Asian factory workers. The quality of it becomes worser and worser and lead to more serious schedule delay, quality troubles or the apocalypse disaster.

When you found that the stupid computer doesn't work anymore, please upgrade your shitty BIOS to the latest version and retry again. If it still can't fix your problem, please contact your local representative for the solution as a big customer. Or run some preboot diagnosis utility and then contact the local technical support as an end user.

by RealBigCockmann April 20, 2018

biophilic

Adj. for of biophilia - the innate human feeling of love for nature and life

I am a biophilic tree-hugging, sun-worshipping, radical feminist.

by Brrrrrri May 15, 2018

Biology

A huge joke where the punchline is death.

Guy # 1: I hate that stupid biology joke, my brother literally died because of how bad the punchline was!
Guy # 2: *starts talking about life science
Guy # 2: * gets to the part about necrosis
Guy # 1: *fucking dies

by darndoodler June 9, 2018

BIONETIKS

The soon to be greatest app in the world.

Thanks to Bionetiks I fuck bitches more Oprah.

I use Bionetiks more than lil boat uses lean.

Bionetiks is sex itself.

I jizzed myself using bionetiks... three time, maybe four, okay five.

by pussydestroyer_69420 June 13, 2018

Biochido

A word that is used as a less offensive alternative for bitch, but its slightly more offensive than frick. This words not really considered a bad word but is more considered an insult or a mean word. This can be used as a greeting as well. Plural: Biochidos
Pronounciation: Bee-oh-cheh-doh

Example 1
Tony: Yo, what up biochidos?
Bruce: Yo what up, my mang?
Will: Ey, How's goin dude?
Example 2
Stacy: Ugh, Patricia is such a biochido, she frickin stole that hot boy that was gonna be my boyfriend.
Brooke: Ikr? They need to just break up, y'know?
Stacy: Yeah, they really should.

by Pixelo June 16, 2018

Biomays

A dumb teacher mispronouncing Biomes

Are lesson today is on Biomays

by bignibba82 June 16, 2018

biological tyranny

Constrained by biological defect or disease.

Her cancer was a biological tyranny.

Stephen Hawking was shackled by the biological tyranny of ALS.

She believed her large mole was a biological tyranny. Most thought it was beautiful.

by Ontological June 25, 2018