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Barney

A way of describing a drinking session that ended up making you paraletic and make you dissapear. You wake up knowing nothing of what happened of the night before.
"Fucking hell man! Last night was so fucking bad. I definately did a Barney."
by JD1990 July 12, 2009
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Barnewall

Wiping excreta off a penis after anal sex.
"After doing Wade he totally Barnewalled the curtains. So dinnie!"
by crunker69 July 27, 2009
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barney

Refers to a man or woman who gets overly attached, obsessed, or clingy in relationships. Can also refer to an unwanted person who attaches to people of the opposite sex in social situtations (i.e. at a bar/club).

From the word barnacle: crustaceans which attach permanently to a hard substrate.
"Dude I have to break up with this chick, she will not leave me alone for one second. She is a total barney"

"Sarah, that barney from last week just walked in. Lets get out of here or we'll be stuck talking to him all night."

stage 5 clinger clinger
by jbttum3 March 2, 2010
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barnesing

1. the act of fornicating with a co-worker on company time

This act is exclusively performed by two individuals of the opposite sex who are married, just not to each other.
I'm pretty sure that Sue & Dave at the office have been barnesing in the company van.
by greystreet April 15, 2010
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Barney's House

"Barney's house;" verb. Going as a group to a friend's house.

Derived from the term "Barney," meaning "a group of friends.

Variations-

"Barney's Housing;" "Barney's Housed;" "Barney Housable;"
A:"Are you Barney's Housing?"

B: "No, sucks. I've got an essay, so I'm not really Barney's Housable."

A: "Do it there?"

B: "Last time I Barney's Housed when I had an essay it didn't get done!"

A: "Gay, do pull a Ross then!"

B: "Meh."
by MmmNarbey May 20, 2010
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Barnesiful

Beyond beauty, when calling someone beautiful is actually an insult to how amazing they are
holy crap shes barnesiful :)
by monkeytoes7 September 8, 2010
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Banner Buster

When a person creates a banner for their facebook wall and a person tags them in a picture so the banner is moved over and therefore, ruined.
Dude, I just got a new Justin Bieber banner but some kid tagged me in a photo so its ruined!

It looks like that dude is definately a Banner Buster.
by Youngums March 3, 2011
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