Kevin Bacon

An unpopular side to most breakfasts.

Ariel: "I'm ordering eggs."
Courtney: Do you think Kevin Bacon will go with my breakfast?"
Ariel: I don't think Kevin Bacon goes with anything, does it?
Courtney: Yeah. It totally goes with heaps of stuff."
Ariel: Like what?"
Courtney: "A REALLY BAD STORY LINE. SNAP!"

by Douchebag Foetusface February 29, 2008

bacon belt

the fat around a womans waist when she is wearing pants that are way to tight

that birds got a bacon belt her jeans are so tight

by ChunkyD79 September 8, 2006

Bacon

The food of the Gods.

Poseidon: "Hey Zeus, what're you cookin' for dinner tonight?"

Zeus: "Bacon, of course."

by Jimgaffigan January 25, 2010

random bacon

1)random bacon is a kind of bacon that is unexpected and tend to be the best kind of bacon.
2)bacon that appears from nowhere

1)carl:i want some bacon for breakfast
peggy: theres already some made
carl: wow! random bacon
2)carl: wow some bacon fell into my lap that sure is some random bacon

by ian rocks! March 2, 2005

Bacon

An unfortunate typo of the phrase, "back on," in which the k and the space are omitted accidentally.

"don't worry man, I'm bacon.

by Badgerglue March 11, 2009

Bacon

Made of nasty pig innerds, contains huge quantities of fat, and is cooked in its own grease. The best stuff on earth and a friend to all mankind.

Nigel: What is this heavenly, crispy substance?
Porter: That be the bacon, fool.

by Slayer0 April 1, 2010

bacon bits

Bits of poop that cling to your butt hair due to having a poo poo bum.

"My younger sister eats Bacon Bits like boogers."

by Bunn4r October 11, 2007