Citrus Blast

When you take a lemon cut in half, put it in your partners mouth (who is laying on there back) Then you ejaculate(have sex to get close to climax first, obviously) on their face, take the lemon out of their mouth, and spray the lemon juices in their eyes, blinding them, and finishing with a cheeky skull fuck

MC Vagina: "Did You fuck Jane last night?"
Adolf: "Yeah, I gave her a citrus blast

by The Real Citrus Blaster December 1, 2016

have a blast

A metaphor that you shouldn't ever take literally. It's true meaning is "to have lots of fun". The word 'blast' originates from big. So now, when you hear somebody say "Let's have a blast!", you won't have to wonder what they mean. Because, they're trying to tell you that the next following days are going to be fun!

Tomorrow, I'm going on a Summer trip to LA. Oh my god, we're also going to the beach and having cocktails! My life will have a blast!

by emilyeternally June 2, 2022

blaf

BLAFyou say this when you have nothing else to say

person 1: so.....
person 2: BLAF!!

by KT July 27, 2004

blart

a bubble fart- one that doesn't pop right away but gets trapped in smalle air pockets in your pants, and sometime by your ballsballfartresulting in a low, deeper sounding fart

i just blarted

by jgootsspacesoots March 9, 2009

BLART

Brutal Life Altering Rape Treatment. Noun; The act of raping someone with such force and single-minded evil that it changes their life forever. As opposed to date rape, which can often be repressed, a BLART is something that forces years of therapy and total loss of self. Being held captive in a trucker's footlocker for three weeks eating only clumps of hair and peach slices while being systematically tortured and sexually abused with jumper cables would be a BLART. Showering after some frat boy held you down for three minutes would not be a BLART.

They found her hiding from the light in a hallowed out tree clinging to a dirty sweater and missing six fingers, it was obvious to the detectives she had received a BLART.

That girl is such a cunt, she needs a good BLART.

I would never make love to Paris Hilton, but I wouldn’t mind giving her a BLART.

by TeamMillunzi February 18, 2009

nucca blast

A really stupid thing white people call each other. They say it in order to not seem racist because the can't say nigger, and just nucca sounds too much like nigger.

Shut the fuck up nucca blast!

by Sir Banacheck September 24, 2006

Blafle

Men with a TINY penis'. Usually a blafle is when Timo puts his penis up Ivans arse. They fuck till morning.

There was a blafle between one 11 year old and a 12 year old. Both had small penis'.

by Sexy Penis Bob February 22, 2014