Alaskan Crab Cake

A delicious meal made by your Alaskan grandmother that you enjoy each time you visit her.

What did you expect, you nasty motherfucker?

My Grandma made delicious Alaskan Crab Cakes for us when we visited her last March.

by CuriousSnail June 8, 2016

alasdair

A clumsy person, who farts alot of and tries to fit in but fails miserably

alasdair "well hi guys"

fuk u

by blubsyhubsy April 26, 2009

alaska

The chilly place up north with the cheap drugs, nasty women, good local beer, 36 Crazyfists, and the highest meth, cocaine, weed and alcohol usage rate in the entire continent, no shit. All underage.

"Want to go to Alaska this summer?"

"Hell no, unless you want to get some kick-ass weed, cuz there's nothing else to do."

by Silver Surfer April 28, 2006

Alasdair

One who has a reputation for extremely bad kissing.

"Jake that dude pulled an Alasdair on her last night"

by Bill Swan May 17, 2007

alaskan eskimo pie

When engaged in intercourse the guy gives a cream pie to the girl, leaves it there, eats a very strong peice of mint gum and then blows into the girls vagina. the reason for the gum is so that the guy doesnt taste his own cum

That alaskan eskimo pie felt so good and creamy.

by Mackinze July 30, 2006

alaskan piledriver

This is a sexual act in which a pice of poop, preferably large, is frozen in a freezer and then used as a dildo for an unlucky man or women.

Dirty Maria recived a most hanus alaskan piledriver on the set of alaskan sluts the deep freeze made in 2000. sadly it did not go as planed and she ended up with a soft melting piece of poop all over her snatch.

by Robot2008 January 5, 2009

Alaskan Bull Worm

When you shit in a girls mouth and tuck tape it shut, shove a Popsicle in her anus until the shit comes out of her nose in the shape of a bull ring

Alaskan Bull Worm ;strange anal sex

by Gandolf the black November 30, 2013