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Alaskan Crab Cake

A delicious meal made by your Alaskan grandmother that you enjoy each time you visit her.

What did you expect, you nasty motherfucker?

My Grandma made delicious Alaskan Crab Cakes for us when we visited her last March.

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The completely rational fear of babies with names meant only for adults.

From the Latin "veteris" meaning old and the Latin "infans" meaning baby.

No, Mary, I don't want to hold Frank; you know I have veterinfaniphobia. He already has a job I bet.

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