felic attack

when someone named felix attacks you

"FUCK IM HAVING A FELIC ATTACK MOM HELP"

by iloveboobs125 May 22, 2022

awesome attack

when something is too awesome and then get a literal heart attack

That's too awesome bro, I might just have an awesome attack right now.

by og original gangster July 20, 2022

heart attack jacked

When you or your loved one experience a heart attack or other cardio issue that suddenly changes your life into a constant regimen of medicine, diet, and lifestyle adjustments along with lots of doctor appointments that destroy all the routines you had previously.

Suzy: I'd love to go have some drinks with you to catch up.
Me: oh, girl, you know I can't, that part of my life got heart attack jacked.

I used to love that restaurant but with my diet heart attack jacked, I haven't been there since last December.

by Kavakahn December 10, 2022

Shahzad Attack

the shahzad attack is a attack in chess made my the great Muhammad Shahzad. This move is really awesome and really powerful.

“No way he used the shahzad attack on me”

by Chefj202 December 14, 2022

Grenade attack

When you poop is so explosive it jumps back up out of the bowl and whacks your butt cheeks.

Man, I just had the worst grenade attack after eating all of those eggs.

by Special_chur February 9, 2023

Mac Attack

When you finger bash a persons butthole so hard that they begin to bleed.

Connor James: How did last night go?
Brody Nostril: Not good, I gave him the a Mac Attack, poor bloke couldn’t walk the next day.

by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022

Surprise attack

When your getting your physical and the doctor leans down to look at your balls so you make your cock move so it hits them in the face

-bro, I did A surprise attack on my doctor once, the results were surprising.
-I might have to try that some day.

by UserR6088 March 18, 2023