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arse piss

A sexual fetish as follows:
The dominant male, after drinking some liquid prior, takes a pair of forceps (as used to help deliver babies) and uses them to forcibly hold open the submissive woman or man's anus to a width suitable for urinating into. He them urinates into the dilated asshole, filling it with urine. the forceps are then removed, and the anus allowed to close fully. The recipient of the asspiss is then allowed the great pleasure of passing the urine out his or her anus, as if defecating, only liquid. This process is quickly growing in popularity, and looks set to move mainstream within the next few years.
hey, bitch! I'm gonna give you an asspiss whether you like it or not!
by HOB November 1, 2006
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arseburger

The queen visited our school and i arse-burgered her without wiping
by w000b April 20, 2004
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ansem the wise

A character of the video game series ''Kingdom Hearts''. He blew himself up in Kingdom Hearts 2 and isn't really in the game anymore (except encoded data of himself). The main villains of Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 were his heartless in 1 and his nobody in 2.
Ansem The Wise

Smart Guy: Kingdom Hearts is the best shit ever.

Retard: NOOO CAALL OF DOOTYYY ISSS BETTTERRR!!!!

Smart Guy: Fuck you.
by ientertainedbydatyoyo September 10, 2013
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tight arse tuesday

In Victoria, Australia, it is very common that petrol prices are reduced on Tuesdays. In fact, most places have started discounting their prices to entice more spending.
Let's go for a movie! It's Tight Arse Tuesday today!
by Suzeekins May 28, 2008
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Face like a slapped arse

When bitchy girls think they are better than everyone and don't get what they want
Jeez look at the state of your one she has a face like a slapped arse
by Dunkin'dairy July 27, 2018
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arsed

1) That little town on the road to Heavington between Plowed and Blotto

2) Irretrievably drunk - past the point of it being fun but short of it being dangerous.
1) Check out Phil over there at the bar clinging to his stool like he's riding piggyback - methinks our boy be arsed!

2) OK, I'm arsed. If I get to the morning without hurling, I deserve a fecking medal.
by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005
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split arse

one's arse has been split open due to excessive rammage in the back entry.
can apply to both male and female
i cant sit down cuz me ring is torn

"alright split arse?"
by Tony January 8, 2004
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