Arse Baby

A baby born to a man through his arse hence arse baby

He had to relegate himself on Fifa as the games were too competitive, what an arse baby

by anonymous December 4, 2020

Drip arse

Someone who's a complete melt and arsehole. These people are fucking stupid cunts that are complete dickheaded bastards to others.

"OI BARRY YA DRIP ARSE CUNT, YA MADE AH RIGHT MUG OF YAHSELF!"

"SHUT UP PHIL YA DOPEY CUNT, I HOPE YA DIE!"

"THATS A BIT FAR INIT...YA A COMPLETE DRIP ARSE AIN'T YA!"

by BigdickLJ February 13, 2021

arse ropes

13th century slang for large intestine.

Your arse ropes are full of shit.

by Jonnybonny poo oants February 23, 2024

Snapping arse

An Australian colloquial term for taking a shit.

1.Fuck mate I really need to snap some arse right now.

2. I love indian food but fuck does it make me snap some serious arse the next day.

3. I was snapping some arse and realised there was no toilet paper half way through. Fuckin spewing.

4. Snapping arse means to take a shit.

by Azuraz1 July 8, 2024

monkey arse

When your bumhole is bright red and very sore/lacerated from excessive bouts of wiping.

Oh blimey, I wish I hadn’t had that vindaloo. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.

Believed to have been forst coined by Ed Elliot in a Wetherspoons in Exeter. ‘I can’t eat that. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.’

by SwissMinty December 27, 2024

Galley Arse

When the gap between your arse cheeks become unbearably sweaty due to the heat, affects those who work in hot kitchens.
Hence the name - Galley Arse.

It's so hot in here, got proper galley arse today.

by Pugunderground July 4, 2022

sicken your arse

Irish phrase. When you are totally disgusted with something.

Jaysus christ wouldn't that sicken your arse?

That lad would sicken your hole.

by Holy Arse September 12, 2020