Alpha

Dave: Wow you see that alpha there
Bob: Bro we're not talking about the Greek alphabet
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Alpha

THOMAS WARD man who takes charge, one who imposes his will on others
by Peter Obama February 13, 2022
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alpha

A FUCKING GOD

THE BEST AT EVERTHING
If YOU SEE HIM KISS HIM
Bruh this guy and alpha
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Alpha

A person who doesn't handle failure well. Instead of recognizing one's limitations to take an effort to grow oneself, this "alpha" copes with their limitations by adopting a foolish value system that is based on the observations of David L. Mech of wolves (not "African dogs", wolves) in captivity. He has since denounced that his discoveries applies to humans, because humans -- outside of prison -- do not live in captivity. In the wild, this same species of wolves have only the parent/child paradigm rather than this "alpha" crap that insecure men have adopted like it's their DC/Marvel comics super power, when their only "super power" is denial of the truth.

Therefore, an alpha is a person who does not handle failure well.
"I knew that you called yourself 'alpha' when you were rude to your waitress."
by arf79 April 02, 2023
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Alpha

Girl 1: "You will never be an alpha"
Girl 2: " Fucking beta's"
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alpha unicorn

An alpha unicorn is a non-

binary, fearless leader of a group.

It can gentle and protective of its kindred and fearsome to its adversaries.

It can also have the ability to fly by farting magical sparkle dust for propulsion and it’s horn makes a great fit in any genders orafices.
Oh wow! Cindy. That alpha unicorn horn was magic last night. The alpha unicorn farted and I rode its face into outer space.
by Fred Thirst August 01, 2021
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Alpha Theta Gamma

A group of delinquent fuck boys, who value pussy more than morals. They cherish getting laid more than getting paid. They would rather blame women around them than take responsibility for their own actions. Although if they like you, you’re safe. If they don't, you’re shunned because of their own portentous ignorance. Save yourself and show them how the game is played.
Hey! Did you hear that Julie got fucked by Alpha Theta Gamma!?

Nah man! She asked for it!
by GoldFlake69 November 30, 2023
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