A large group of workers pin down a coworker who has been housin while lacking the authority to do so and the worker asks his "homeboys" not to fuck with him because he is a crazy badass pimp. The coworkers then piss and shit all over him and allow a homosexual colleague to fuck his asshole.
Jon: hey bitch go clean the fucking toilet.
Aaron: fuck you I'm tired of your shit don't make us dirty allen you.
Aaron: fuck you I'm tired of your shit don't make us dirty allen you.
by pimpdazzle July 14, 2009
Get the dirty allen mug.A lil piece of shet that really annoys me during class. He’s a lil wannabe Mexican boy with glasses. People be warned. Also his shoes are dirty 😳
Fuck Allen
by Yall know who it is December 12, 2019
Get the Allen mug.'offing' oneself rather than go to prison! (like the poor, dead, dc madam!!)
this concept is similar to the wolf chewing off its' paw, to beat a trap!
this concept is similar to the wolf chewing off its' paw, to beat a trap!
i'm cage allergic! i don't do cages!!
they caught him smoking a muggle, but he offed himself before they could 'cage him up'...he was cage allergic!
they caught him smoking a muggle, but he offed himself before they could 'cage him up'...he was cage allergic!
by michael foolsley February 23, 2010
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Get the Edgar Allen Poe mug.To leave some sort of engagement (a party, bar, wedding reception, etc.) without saying goodbye or having anyone notice until well after you are gone. Usually done if the individual is too drunk or tired to go on, but doesn't want anybody to know.
by Woodenhead July 30, 2008
Get the back alley Sally mug.a bird alleyne is one who felches hobo's in order to receive money. it comes from the legend of a man who felched over 15 hobos in order to get enough money to purchase the non demo edition of football manager. it is used complementary with the words/phrases faggot, snitch, cumlips and dunce cunt.
Holy shit Jimmy, look at that bird alleyne go. If he continues felching that hobo he'll be one satisfied customer. Dang!
by jay September 1, 2008
Get the bird alleyne mug.a place where sexy girls like jenae and kaleigh go to met hot sexy guys that r nice and caring and dont jack off at all unless there in the privacy of there bedroom all alone with the lights off and the door locked so nobody can catch them enjoying them selves.
by emily 5 January 10, 2009
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