The Alaskan shuffle

The hotfooted dance you do when your bare feet are exposed to snow, and as a result you begin shuffling around.

"holy christ it's cold out here...oh no i appear to have forgotten my shoes too"

Jim then performed an explicit version of The Alaskan Shuffle.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Book Alarm

Similar to the common alarm clock it is designed to wake up the recipient; the main difference being that a book is used (as opposed to a shotgun) by a second person and most commonly with a great deal of force. It is similar to a cock slap except that the relevant genitalia is replaced with a large book.

Christoph was asleep in Geography so I used the old book alarm to get him up.

by 5f17dd871da April 2, 2010

asian alarmclock

its when you throw a math textbook in the air making it crash to the floor and wake someone up

man i missed my math test and the next day my dad asian alarmclocked me butt fucking early in the morning to study

by TextileSmartass November 2, 2014

spicy alarm clock

when you are woken up by a hand job

My Monday morning improved significantly when Susan woke me up with a spicy alarm clock.

by crimlaw September 22, 2016

seunbabara alabi

An Unfathomably Unstoppable Force; Beyond Tabboos and Limitations. Considered to be Extremely Faith-full, Hopeful and Loving. A heart of Gratitude and Symbol of Humility! One with an Incompromisingly Personalized Commitment to Better Humanity.

Seunbabara Alabi is a Leader!

by Seunbabara February 5, 2020

Mccalla alabama

Mccalla Alabama is a city where all kinds of critters live such as the “ghettos” and “country’s” are located. Most of the teenagers in Mccalla,Al usually hang out at “the pig” in Mccalla, there is not any of attractions located in the city so underage drinking, vaping, and smoking pot is the fun thing to do! If you go to Mcadory high school you will see a lot of excellent things! Such as: Ankle monitors, Guns, And fights. Welcome to Mccalla, Al.

Hey John wanna go to Mccalla Alabama? Sure! Let’s get fucked up

by KityKatWest150 March 10, 2021

The Alabama Phase

Ok in each family 1 or 2 people will get it and that person will try to date your siblings or cousin it will last about 3 months - 3 years, and once the alabama phase is over for that person another person will get it, it only happens to the ages of 7 - 14, it can spread to other people if they make a sexual move by you so to not get it you got to avoid the person until its over, but if you already had it you will be immune to it! And no this is not a joke.

The Alabama phase.

by TwinkBeater February 1, 2021