Super Straight

A term for stupid straight people that don't know that it's a normal thing to only like a certain type of genitals. Or, they just want to be oppressed and their fragile masculinity prevents them from openly admitting they're submissive. And, most commonly, an excuse to piss off trans people minding their own business.

Trans person: Hi, wanna go out
Super Straight: Ok, but are you trans and have the genitalia that's associated with the opposite gender?
Trans person: Yeah, is that a dealbreaker?
Super Straight: For some reason, instead of saying I don't want to date them, I will throw a fit about my personal opinions and whine about someone's existence.

by bee movie guy's bitch April 6, 2023

Straight Toodie

(Adj) - An extremely altered state. Usually caused by consuming large quantities of alcohol.

"Maaaan, I went to that party on fitty first street and got Straight Toodie up in that bitch"

by idontknowmuch August 1, 2016

Sus Straight

the straight in the friend group of gays who just gives off very homo energy

Haley- I’m gay

Natalee- I’m gay
Sarah- I’m gay
Jessica (who wears flannels, enjoys her kiwis and just screams lesbian)- i’m straight
all- 🤨
Natalie- She’s a sus straight

by i eat menmmmm June 2, 2021

Super Straight

One who is attracted to the opposite biological sex, obviously excluding disgusting trans people.
The Super Straight flag, 🟧⬛️, comes from the colors of Pornhub.com

Male (XY) attracted to Female (XX)
Or
Female (XX) attracted to Male (XY)

Jeff: Hey, do you like girls

Alex: Yes

Jeff: What about trans girls

Alex: I am only attracted to Women who are born with XX chromosomes and who I am physically, sexually, emotionally, or aesthetically attracted to.

Jeff: Isn’t that transphobic?

Alex: No, I have no problem with Trans people, I just identify as super straight and am only attracted to people born as the opposite sex.

by TrueDefinitions21 September 12, 2023

straight nation

a group of queers who made a Minecraft nation to act more straight when they are in the closet

the straight nation is a group of faggots

by leafle December 6, 2021

STRAIGHT DICKAGE

To just viciously beat someone up

I was playing yima in basketball and i was giving him Straight Dickage

by notmob August 27, 2023

Straight-attracted

When you're just a bro who can admire other good looking bros.

"Hey bro, you look hot in those jeans"
"Aww, thanks bro, that shirt suits your abs"
"I'm straight-attracted to you, bro"
"You too, bro"

by LeeAgAy September 3, 2019