aquatic ape

The homo sapiens that thrive in riparian environments and may birth your children in warm water. Basically a mermaid monkey or a selkie.

Devan: babies can swim instinctually and hold their breath when born in water?

Saoirse: well yes, maybe we are all evolved aquatic apes.

by Birth monkey April 2, 2023

Ape

A woman with a perfect booty, and smells like bum.
She likes Sushi with Soy Sauce, and pretends to be a horse on main roads. When she sees a moped her heart races and she turns into a wolf then dances off into the dust to find her only love, raven.

is that the ape
yes it is ape.
ape ape ape ape
bub bub bub

by Zoe Sharp October 21, 2008

Ap

acidic pussy

Damn I heard your friend got that ap

by Ihooplol March 28, 2021

ape-rehension

The English skills of an ape

Person 1: imma fuk yuo up
Person 2: You have wonderful ape-rehension

by GeekSlayer37 October 14, 2016

Ape Shit

This is a alternative word for nigga or nigger, Like you can use this when you see a white police officer pull over a black guy

Licence and registration please, you stupid piece of Ape Shit.

by JosephIsANigger September 4, 2023

fucking apes

The only phrase that can be put anywhere and make sense.

The toilet is broken again .. fucking apes!!

by Kmitt May 11, 2021

Planet of the apes chimney sweep

When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.

Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?

by Cate89 March 23, 2019