yin yang twin, adam and eve, punk/assbitch, bo(opposite sex) of a ho or hobo, motherfucker, and lady and the tramp. ken and barbie were siblings
by bushlight April 19, 2018
Hym "Nope. No relationships. Relationships doomed to fail literally 84% of the time. Will destroy your life in a dozen different ways. Bad. Entirely women's fault."
by Hym Iam May 03, 2024
I mean it seemed like it was fine until I made a comment about you not being Hym and then it was like THE NEXT DAY it's like "Oh no! Her visa! MyStErIoUs ViSa PrObLeMs! OoOoOoOo!" And then like 2 weeks later "Oh no! She's divorcing me!" You didn't! You didn't pretend to be me so you could go out and rape a bunch of women did you? I told you guys not to do that!
Not Hym *Insert ad hominem about my relationship status*
Hym "Yeah, no, none of that matters. Please tell me your wife isn't actually leaving for not being Hym... That can't be a thing... That's probably the most original cause for a divorce in history. Oh, you know what? Yeah, DO tell me that. Tell me she divorced you for not being Hym. That actually works perfectly for me. Get her lil fine ass over here. Yeah... Yeah, that'll work. What is that like for you guy? A 'not me' impersonating me? That's just something I couldn't ever do. I don't have any betters to impersonate! It's literally impossible for me to do what you're doing! Weird."
Hym "Yeah, no, none of that matters. Please tell me your wife isn't actually leaving for not being Hym... That can't be a thing... That's probably the most original cause for a divorce in history. Oh, you know what? Yeah, DO tell me that. Tell me she divorced you for not being Hym. That actually works perfectly for me. Get her lil fine ass over here. Yeah... Yeah, that'll work. What is that like for you guy? A 'not me' impersonating me? That's just something I couldn't ever do. I don't have any betters to impersonate! It's literally impossible for me to do what you're doing! Weird."
by Hym Iam December 19, 2023
by kuran xd October 05, 2020
This is when a adult have a romantic relationship with a minor or underage person or a kid. You can but you can’t do anything sexual with this minor until she’s the legal age of consent or their parents consent to the two of you marriage and you get married. So basically kissing and hugging and cuddling but be careful of cuddling that nothing sexual is about it. Including sensitive areas.
I had a forbidden love relationship with this five year old girl since she was 5 years old and had to wait 13 years later before we can get married and have sex. All we did was kiss and we still happy in love 40 years later. Faithful and don’t ever cheat on each other with many children who are all stars and the greatest kids ever.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 01, 2022
A relationship that causes physical pain, vows that revolve around unaliving, and pain to everyone around them.
Oh dude, have you seen the latest headline about Machine Gun Kelly and Meghan Fox? The engagement ring he gave her stabs her. They drink each other's bl00d too... Weird stuff. What a Toxic/Unhealthy Relationship.
by HarmoniousChaos July 01, 2022
by PolyFlex May 03, 2021