african gas mask

Similar to African goggles, but this time you place your penis in the suspects mouth whilst the testicles are resting on their eyes.

Guy: "My girl put on a African gas mask last night, know what I'm saying?"
Other Guy: "Hell yeah, My man!"

by Swegory May 2, 2018

Scandinavian gas mask

The act of putting a poop cover penis and balls on someone's face.

I gave him a Scandinavian gas mask it was great!

by Fuckysweetart August 11, 2013

White ash=gas

If your ash black or gray you smokin reggie

White ash=gas
Black ash=trash

by Gassedupplllllllll5786666 July 15, 2021

Texas Gas Chamber

Dropping some rank as flatulence while inside of a pup tent with the flaps down.

We slipped into Tijuana ford one late night Tex mex and the local donkey show. It was great till we got back to the camp site and turned the tent into a Texas gas chamber.

I couldn’t get out of the Texas gas chamber fast enough. The zipper was stuck. It smelled like hot rotten eggs.

by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020

cowbell o' gas

When your farts make a noise other than the normal toot toot.

Initially created to fill a gaping hole in emoticons because there was no smiley for "gassy", thus ":) + /'\ " had to be used.
Please note, however: If your ass is truly making a clanging sound, you should seek immediate medical attention.

"My cowbell o' gas is ringing loudly tonight."
"Jesus! That was quite a cowbell o' gas!"

by bellybellbel February 9, 2010

Gas Station Viking

Man from America who believes he is an ultimate Viking warrior. Due to his slight Scandinavian heritage. Typically has long thinning blond hair. And very sparse facial hair. Usually adorned with a Mjölnir necklace, and back runic tattoos.

I can’t stand him, he’s a gas station viking.

by TrashW1zard May 3, 2022

aint got no gas in it

When your vehicle won't start and the issue is unknown.

Shitfuck #1: I don't know why my civic won't start.
Shitfuck #2: I know what's wrong with it, aint got no gas in it.

by Shitfuck God January 26, 2022