The pool table bandit

Someone who steals pool balls and proceeds to ruin every game of pool he can get his hands on. Often waiting for the game to start before slowly making his way to the table to ruin it . The pool table bandit operates alone and takes his time stealing ball to ball.

Watch out this guy seems like the pool table bandit!

by The pool table bandit himself November 22, 2021

Peanut Free Table

The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.

Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?

Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.

Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.

by Track and Shield November 10, 2021

Reopen table

Is making an online table reservation at a restaurant that is about to reopen post the Coronavirus outbreak.

We made a" Reopen table" reservation for 4 at the best Steakhouse on The "Charm'tastic Mile".

by Dunkadelic Era April 28, 2020

Minecraft Crafting Table

Minecraft block with absolutely no correct crafting recipes

I made a literal GOLDEN PICKAXE with my Minecraft Crafting Table WITH 3 PIECES OF PURE GOLD

by Lochhunter64BitGOD September 3, 2021

Table

a place to sit

"Don't sit on the floor, sit on the table!!!!"

by cacahuete06 May 31, 2023

table

a animal that has leg

oh u fool ur a table

by Aidan fisk November 20, 2021

veggie-table

a vegetable but its the size of a table
disliked by tahm kenchions
very nutritious

tahm kenchions hate veggie-table
damn i could go for a veggie-table right about now

by sheeshman4206669 November 22, 2021