stoner

a term for anyone who enjoys the effects of one or more drugs enough to repeat the use of that drug or drugs.

you cannot write any less vague definition for the millions of stoners in this world. Some are good, some are bad.

by honorstudent/stoner July 7, 2006

stoner luck

When you have a stoner with you ans as unlucky as these fools are themselves, they bring you luck

I was trying to park at the supermarket the other day, and I got a park out the front coz I had Smokey in the car, was the best stoner luck ever!

by BundyBear June 19, 2009

Stoner-pwn

related to pwn, a stoner-pwn occurs when a stoner accomplishes a task in a more intellectual manner than a non-stoner.

Teacher: what is the capital of Thailand?
Non-stoner: Ummm...
Stoner: Bangkok! *nut checks the non-stoner*
Stoner: You just got Stoner-pwned!

by Sin-Nick June 10, 2010

Stoner

Someone that laughs alot, and really doesn't give a fuck what's going on around them. They just stare at the stupid people around them while eating brownies, drinking Mountain Dew and laughing they're asses off at people who aren't high. They have the amazing ability to entertain others around them with the crazy shit that they say.

Stupid fucker: "Look at those dumbasses over there."
Cool guy: "Your just mad that they're stoners and your not"
Another Guy: "Look at them sit over there laughing at us, they're so happy."

by Smokey2012 October 9, 2011

cleaveland stomper

the act of deficating on someone (preferably a hobo) then stomping the shit and running away.

Oh man , Jerry today i gave a hobo the best cleaveland stomper, shit went everywhere.

Hey Tom we should go cleaveland stomping.
Yea thats a good idea.

by THE CLEAVELAND STOMPE December 18, 2009

stoner vs. pothead

any argument that reveals a dyfunctional grasp of logical falacy by both participants and which seem to be little more that the splitting of hairs by any and all outside observers.

Greg: Chronic is the true green.

Jerry: its too red to be true green, man.

Greg: Quite right, you mere stoner.

Jerry: Whatever, you total pothead. How can it be "true" green if its so red?

Sally: this converstion is just too stoner vs. pothead for me.

by reefer modness May 5, 2009

stoners united

A group of people who sit on stickam, fearing having to actually socialize with people they don't meet online first. The average member suffers from anxiety disorders, antisocial behavior, pedophilia, self-righteousness, paranoia, and S.M.S.

Hey, did you herar mike had to stop collecting unemployment so he moved out to California so he could hang out with his internet friends on Stoners United?

by gnomedome September 12, 2009