Spider jerk

Sometimes called the quad jerk, or the four legged. When you try to jerk off with your feet, Both hands and fornicate yourself all at the same time.

Paul: “Did you tap Amanda last night?”
Zak: No I got too drunk so I just gave myself the good ol spider jerk.

Paul: Same!

by The unit42 October 8, 2018

Skiper

A hecking epic penguin that you would find in a zoo! Like the one in penguins of madagascar

Guy 1: Wow this penguin is a total Skiper!
Guy 2: yeah man he sure is, what a skiper

by blumbus November 20, 2018

Sniper Mentality

A sharp focus of intelligent planning with quickness

A fan: "How do you tackle the ball carrier on the 'Fullback Screen'"?
A high school football player: "It's all about having 'Sniper Mentality'"!

Mitch: "Hey Ike, i like to introduce to you my best friend."
Ike: "Nice to meet you"

*inner Ike voices* "bro shes hot asf. Have a little 'sniper mentality' and bang her"

by ThotPatrolThotBustersInc. December 31, 2018

Spider Face Syndrome

being high enough to where you feel things on your face (or body) that aren't there

"I keep moving my hair away from my face but it's still there"
"No, it's not. Dude you got spider face syndrome."

by angiebaby19 January 24, 2019

spider pig

A pig trying to become a spider

Hey look at that SPIDER PIG
What are you talking about? Thats just a pig trying to be a spider.

by Inconclusive February 11, 2019

Spider-Man

Bryce. Just Bryce.

Bryce. Bryce is Spider-Man. Bryce.

by Asian Rady February 18, 2019

Spider-Manning

When you nut on your hand and slap a girls ass or any other part of her body so the cum resembles a web

Man I really did love Spider-Manning my mom last night she was sooo mad but she couldn’t see

by stinkyYOSHI6336 March 18, 2019