social intercourse

The separation of impersonal and significant relationships. In order to engage in Social Intercourse, one must consider the other individual to be significant. This situation can be expressed through shared music, laughter, or deep and meaningful conversation.

If you have ever had a close friend or lover that can make you laugh with a single glance or that can finish your sentences for you, this is Social Intercourse in action.

by Kozworth April 14, 2008

social hand grenade

The act of, when out with friends and having a particularly engaging conversation, coming out with a completely inane or otherwise offensive/distasteful/unfunny comment that is so heinous it kills the conversation dead.

Friend 1: "Aww man that's so funny..."
Friend 2: "Yeah, tonight's been really cool."
You: "Hey, aren't spastics funny!?"
All: <silence>

by Barlos the Jackal November 25, 2003

social notworking

The act of using a social networking site while at work.

Don't bother me right now. I'm busy doing some social notworking.

by Gregus February 21, 2009

Sofiawithdrawal

A very emotionally painful withdrawal. While going through a sofiawithdrawal often times one will experience seizures, mood swings, constant sweating, hissing, and farting. Symptoms range from mild to server although in some cases, studies have proven without urgent care, Sofiawithdrawals can sometimes cause vomiting and even death.

I haven't played world of warcraft with Sofia in a long time! I think I'm going through a Sofiawithdrawal.

by joeyjoejoface August 23, 2011

Social Herpes

A condition in which a person among your close group of friends knows almost every person in your area and is unable to have a night out or other occasion without bumping into a person who greets them and nobody else in your group. It's known as herpes due to the fact that like herpes, you may tend to forget someone has it, but during social events are somehow constantly reminded.

Sam: Who's Caleb talking to?
Alice: I don't know. I've never seen them before...
Sam: I swear, Caleb totally has Social Herpes.

by Sore Ant October 20, 2009

socially gawkward

A serious condition that affects horny teenagers. When chatting with a female, one who is socially gawkward cannot help but gawk at the innocent woman's breasts and get a hard on.

Betty: Ew, I was talking to Brian about the microbiology project yesterday and then he got all socially gawkward on me.

by rutzy342 November 19, 2009

Social gardening

The act of removing someone from your contacts list on a social networking site, your phone or email contact list.

Wow, I'm really sick of all these social vampires who always ask me to help them, but never return the favor. I think it's time to do a little social gardening.

by Captain Underpants III January 5, 2011