Robert

Robert has soft light brown hair, and breathe taking green eyes that you could stare into for eternity. He's super sweet. He loves to laugh and make you laugh when all you feel like doing is crying. His smile shines brighter than the sun itself. He's muscular but not huge nor fat. He has hands made for holding. Robert loves to be close and personal with people and there's not a single chance to ever back away from him. He's the type of person you want to be closer to. He's easy to get close to even when you have blockades and barriers surrounding you. He doesn't give up on people no matter how hard they push him away. He cares maybe a little to much. You can trust him with your secrets. Roberts are typically the best friend to have and the hardest friend to lose. He speaks his mind but tries not to hurt people. He has felt much pain in his life and wouldn't wish any of the pain experience onto anyone.

marissa: "Is Robert here today?"
Sara: "I dont know but HE BETTER BE!"
marissa: "this class is nothing without Robert"

Luke: "Why the hell isnt Robert here?"
Robert: *walks in class late*
EVERYONE: "OH MY GOD. THANK YOU JESUS!!"

by I am Nobody. May 7, 2013

Robert

He is a weird ass nigga ,, he sometimes is danger to society and he also is known for being a dog molester.

That damn Robert always tryna touch boys and animals,,

he nasty.

by BigBlackCockT22 January 5, 2017

Robert

A smug looking fuckboy who takes a lot of selfies, wears maroon shirts, drop crotch pants and the whitest nike shoes in all of the land. Tis whiter than snow.

Patrice: Hey Robert! You're a fuckboy!!
Robert: Flips the bird

by Cenalicious May 24, 2016

Roberto

A homosexual fat male who collects yugioh cards and plays halo in his garage

Wow your such a roberto

by fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff5 February 17, 2010

Robear

a man who loves to wear man capris while in Europe

dude you are rockin the robear wear

by juan tito martinez August 24, 2008

Robbed

to engage in aggressive and passionate sexual relations with a guy(s) named Rob.

Oh my God, I got Robbed last night and I feel I got hit by a bus, in a good way!

by ConstructionRobBF June 19, 2011

robert de niro

De Niro is a nigger lover

Robert De niro loves nigger pussy, he might also like mississippi blacksnake, we dont know though

by naggers like fried food and korn bread May 8, 2005