Freezing Asset Rich

Being wealthy enough to have the US government freeze your assets

I don't want to be just rich. I want to be freezing asset rich

by johnself April 28, 2014

San Francisco Rich

1. When you have a kick ass job earning in the six figures yet you still have a beater car and a small shoe box house with a huge mortgage.

2. The disbelief of earning a huge income yet still just living an average life in the Bay Area.

Guy 1. Are you going to the SF Giants Game tonight?
Guy 2. Nah Man those tickets are expensive.
Guy 1. I thought your company just went public?!
Guy 2. Yeah it did but I'm San Francisco rich.

by Jay by the C April 21, 2015

Illusion Of Rich

When someone gets the illusion that they're rich, but their credit or debit card (or both) have very large amounts of debt. Usually the debts are worth THOUSANDS of dollars. Could also be referred to as "The Rich Illusion", or "Rich Dreams".

Waiter - Your total of the bill is thirty dollars.
Roommate 1 - Hey, let me pay the bill because I probably have more money than everyone combined in this restaurant.
Roommate 2 - *Sure you do*. You're experiencing the Illusion of Rich.
Roommate 1 - WHAT?!! I think I'm pretty rich, yeah.

Roommate 2 - Look at the balance I printed off your online banking this morning, you're in debt of over seven thousand dollars!! Your card will probably be declined!
Roommate 1 - Awwwww shit....
Roommate 2 - Exactly. Oh, here comes the waiter now. Let's see what he has to say about your credit card.

Waiter - Excuse me sir, but your card was declined. We tried using it 5 times. We called your bank and they said your not paying your bills and not paying your debt either. They've instructed us to cut your card. We'll employ you for two months in the kitchen here to see if you can pay off your debt and your bill. Have a nice day.

Roommate 1 - Oh crap, my boss is calling. I hope there's no more bad news.
Boss (Screaming) - MOTHERFUCKER!! Your low credit score some of our clients are talking about is losing us lots of potential clients!!! Your FIRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!
Roommate 1 - Okay , lets leave this restaurant now.
Roommate 2 - I think your boss is such an asshole for screaming his ass off like that!

by Wes the Human November 2, 2015

striking it rich in alaska

When you pour motor or crude oil into a girl's asshole or vagina, so that when you shove your dick in, oil sprays out.

Guy 1: I was striking it rich in alaska with the girl last night
Guy 2: Nice, you're practically part of OPEC

by MilkyEggWhites September 19, 2016

flick at that rich

Look,most people use it for bragging

Flick at that rich

by T RIKO July 18, 2016

Fresh Toilet Rich

So rich that you can afford to have your toilet replaced by a fresh one after you use it once.

"Forget about making six figures, I'm trying to get Fresh Toilet Rich!"

by BlorpBlorp August 31, 2017

Livin the rich mans life

When you are livin the rich mans life.

Man, I'm really livin the rich mans life.

by Randomaniac04 May 5, 2018