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gurgle punch

When one person ejaculates into the mouth of another. Then after consumption has occurred the mouth is coverred by a hand and the person holding the sperm in their mouth, has extreme force exerted over their abdominals very rapidly causing the sperm/saliva mixture to be ejected from their nose.
Johnny gave Nancy the gurgle punch of her life last night causing her nose to bleed.
by you need some gum, hun September 26, 2006
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brain punch

The feeling in your head that comes when you take in smoke that immediately changes your state of mind. If you weren't high before the brain punch, you will be after. If you were high before the brain punch, afterwards you'll have turned into a temporary vegetable.
Right as the gravity bong's smoke entered my chest, I felt my brain crash into my skull. I immediately fell into the closet that was behind me and was asleep before i fully hit the floor. I got brain punched.
by Sparko March 29, 2008
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bunch punch

A mixture of Everclear and cheap gas-station punch and fruit bunch flavored gatorade and red bull. It is a leathal drink that will make wanna sleep but the large amount of sugar and red bull makes it impossible to blink let alone sleep. This believed to be what the spartans drank while in combat. It is potent enough to wake the dead, but tasteful enough to drink without chaser. (do not comsume this product while driving an automobile or operating machinery, it's also best not to have a any plans the following day after consumption do to grouchiness, headache, mental fatigue, waking up next to midgits and or losing car keys)
1. Rod won't leave me alone about the bunch punch, i can't possibly drink anymore.

2. J.B. is passed the fuck out, he shoulda put down the beer and drank bunch punch with us. He's so not a postgamer.

3. I can't find my fucking car keys and why is this midgit following me around, damn bunch punch again.
by justin gibbons April 6, 2008
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chin punch

When a girl's chin hits the sack as she's giving a blowjob.
Last night my girlfriend was giving me head and she chin punched me so hard I blacked out.
by magnificentmartha June 15, 2010
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Tongue Punch The Dirt Star

The act of placing ones tongue in another persons butthole.
Hello Ladies, This is my friend Chance. He would like to Tongue Punch The Dirt Star.Are you interested?
by Jdizub August 8, 2012
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tongue punch my fart box

Tongue punch my fart box is to lick someone's asshole
Guy~Will you tongue punch my fart box
Girl~Of course I will
Guy~Thank you
by Watasay July 3, 2014
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poo punch

This is when one shits on their fist,then proceeds to rock the jaw of the unsuspecting civilian on the street.
"Martin was taking a gentle stroll through the park and a homeless man appeared from a bush and savagely poo punched Martin... he never recovered."
by Dr Fatbags March 29, 2015
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