pitty poon

When a girl feels bad for you so she gives you poontang

"Aw, he asked me out and i rejected him im gonan give him some pitty poon"

by Blayne Bowen December 20, 2016

Poon

Short for the word poontang, but is also found as a common last name for unfortunate Asians. Poon refers to an adult woman's vagina which is often crusty and stretched out from child birth.

Yoooo that bitch named Barbara played dumb last night when I asked her what her name meant. She said the "poon" was short for harpoon. Shiettt - we all know it means her vagina

by vagujibrappu November 13, 2014

dog poon

A bitch

Ashley acted like a dog poon yesterday.

by Kilykid July 6, 2018

poon peddler

someone who sells poon on the street

nathan turned into a poon peddler because he needs money!

by black_cloud January 2, 2011

poon bean

/v./ making baked beans in your asshole and shitting them into someone’s mouth

Man I got poon beaned so damn hard last night.

by @poonbeanofficial December 22, 2019

Poon Tang

Something I’d like to stick my finger in

Can I smell your Poon Tang?

Why no!

Well it must be your socks

by Country boi makin do June 7, 2020

bubble poon

The unfortunate occurrence when a woman stores fat in her vaginal region. This leaves a fat curtain no man wants or needs in front of her poon.

See -GUNT

The bubble poon on that woman needed a cart.

by packers12 August 13, 2014