piss on the field

In football, to urinate on the playing field. You need to be a very important person to get away with this. So, if somebody can piss on the field, it means somebody who is well respected and generally pretty cool.

That guy is the man, he can piss on the field any day.

piss on the field by anonymous hippopotomous July 14, 2006

piss ball 

To do something with remarkable ease

We can do it, piss ball

It will be piss ball

I did it piss ball

you wont be able to do it, but i did it piss ball

piss ball by Cultasso October 4, 2007

piss off 

To eliminate a hard-on (go limp) by peeing instead of ejaculation. This is disappointing to men, so they don't want to go to the bathroom and piss off their hard-on. Then then say they are pissed off, or angry about it.

It has become slang for making someone angry or when something or someone makes a person angry.

Today, women have picked up on this term also, using it as getting angry (but not about their hard-on going away).

I love my errection, but when I go pee it will piss off (original usage).
He is going to piss me off (modern).

piss off by Jimmie Boy May 23, 2006

piss creek 

in a troublesome situation. often confused with shit creek ; one is said to be up piss creek without a paddle. unlike shit creek, piss creek should be used in only less serious situations. when possible a paddle is highly reccommend. originally piss creek most likely refered to the mississippi river.

dude 1 "if you're late for work today your gonna be up piss creek without a paddle"
dude 2 "can i borrow your piss paddle, maybe then i won't be so late"
dude 1 "sure, you'd better get paddling, or else tommorrow it'll be shit creek instead".

piss creek by na8 October 23, 2003

piss slit 

The japs eye, where urine and spunk leave the body.

GAY MAN: Quick, somebody do me up the piss slit.

piss slit by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

piss kink 

piss kinks are kinks that stupid annoying teenagers who think theyre quirky have. they start out my making piss jokes but shortly after actually develop piss kinks but remain in constant state of denial still convincing themselves that they are still joking

"omg did you know yelda has a piss kink?"
"ofc i knew, the amount of jokes she makes is kinda suspicious."

piss kink by ultrapisser69 October 12, 2021

Piss Off Mate 

The Canadian version of saying “Fuck off”

“Aw fuck you phaggot”
“Piss off mate”

Piss Off Mate by MinionMemes November 11, 2019