deuce pants

A person who walks around smelling rancid, wears poop-stained undies and is always ripping ass (farts) in public places.

Hey Jerry, did you smell the deuce pants that just walked by? Yeah, she almost made me vomit all over myself.

by Mr. Lupus March 30, 2009

Pants Party

When you get an unwelcome erections while wearing jeans or tight pants.

Joe, I'm having a pants party: I can't give my presentation.

by PantsParty===D March 13, 2015

black pants

The epitomy of coolness, along the lines of the cat's pajamas and the bee's knees. Also a scapegoat for any negative event in anyone's life. Anyhting can be overcome with black pants.

Man: "Aw, dude, I just found out I have cancer!"

Friend: "...You should've worn black pants."

by Jamie Thorpe September 29, 2006

Muffin Pants

This is when you wear your pants around your waist to tight and a roll of fat hangs over the egde, just like a muffin!

OMG look at the fat hanging off around the pants.

Yeah thats a muffin pants

by Sam June 26, 2004

kick in the pants

Expression of extreme dissapointment

Ahh damnit... that was a kick in the pants

by penguin October 27, 2002

Bitch Pants

Men's pants with multiple buttons and no zipper. Leads to difficulty when a woman tries to remove his "bitch pants".

see mikonos

Mick was wearing his bitch pants last night so he didn't get any.

by Pookiemaster December 29, 2007

whistle pants

Pants that are tight around the bum; And or show off ones bum

Can also give someone with no ass a perky and round looking bum

Dre: This pants are too tight that I could not walk down the road with out getting whistles and honks.

Michelle: They're whistle pants Dre.

Kayla: How do these jeans look?

Michelle: Good, but they are not whistle pants.

Michelle: We're going out Friday and if you want free drinks you better wear your whistle pants.

by Michelle L. Smith March 25, 2008