sperm miser

An ancient mystical and evil creature of orc decent who collects the seamen of the men he slaugters and stores it in a secret cave where he uses it to make potions to summon antient Mongolian warriors to help him conquer the earth, no one knows exactly where these caves are but there believed to be located in the Mediterranean mountain region of Eurasia, but be warned if anyone ever finds this cave they must travel with caution as the sperm miser is know to attack trespassers with an oaken cane.

Children cringe as their parents warn them about the evil sperm miser - (child and parent convo)

Mom what's a sperm miser ? (Mother replys) Jimmy never go near a sperm miser or he'll steal your cum and beat you.

by Shrek fucker January 22, 2016

Minge miner

Someone that gets a lot of sex.

I got laid again, just last night!
Aahh mate! You're such a minge miner bro!

by Minge miner May 17, 2016

noisy miner

Aussie slang for being noisy. It comes from the native Australian species called the Noisy Miner. It is known for it's loud call.

Mate, that bloke's being like a Noisy Miner.

by raid_the_fridge December 25, 2016

aaron milner

Small dick ass nigga who thinks he is good at everything and sucks major dick

thats guys such a aaron milner

by RealMan046 March 13, 2017

Ego miner

A person that lacks self confidence and constantly mines the conversation for compliments.

Steve is such a ego miner, he must be really insecure about himself.

by Mtg187 March 20, 2017

Mississippi Mister

When a male ejaculates standing over a female so the cum makes a sort of facial mist.

It was a good night until we tried the Mississippi Mister

by BM&THEHOOLIGANS September 25, 2017

stan milner

A material consisting of chode

For example, miss peters: hey, chode

Stan: I’m a chode
Chode means a Stan Milner

by Stan the chodinator November 3, 2017