milking a cat

A task that is nearly impossible to do.

Getting two toddlers to take a nap is like milking a cat.

by neromike March 4, 2014

Milk for kitty

A sexual, whispered tease a man says to a woman, usually in question form, referring to the semen he plans to put in her vagina.

"You want some milk for kitty?"

"Mmm, yes daddy?"

by Shitsngigs March 28, 2009

milk-faced

Childish, insolent, whiny like a baby
A very old term, probably from middle ages, or maybe invented at ren fairs.

That milk-faced chit is barely off his mother's apron-strings.

by AprilRyan November 23, 2009

Milk frother

When a guy blows his load in a girls mouth and he shakes her head fast.

I totally gave my girlfriend a milk frother last night!

by Ska-kagit February 5, 2009

The milk crate

When you buy a milk crate or any plastic container large enough to raise you to the height where your partner can give oral sex while standing

Bro, the wife and I are gonnatry “the milk crate “tonight . I get to be on a pedestal and she doesn’t have to kneel , it’s a win win .

by OlDirtyBadJuice February 25, 2019

milk toot

1.Smelly Fart
2.SBD-Silent But Deadly
3.Smells of Sour milk and stank

woohoo Jack just let out a smelly milk toot

by Tati February 28, 2005

chicken milk

Chicken Milk is a white liquid produced by the mammary glands of chickens and is creamy in texture. It is the primary source of nutrition for young chicks before they are able to digest other types of food. Early-lactation chicken milk contains colostrum, which carries the hen's antibodies to the chick and can reduce the risk of many diseases in the chick. It also contains many other nutrients and can be consumed by humans.

I just milked a chicken, but the darn thing flew away before I could collect enough chicken milk.

by hooyogaalha December 27, 2014