hello kitty robe

that fucking hello kitty robe = definition of versatile... it cleans up throw up, wipes asses, is a bathrobe, and oh so much more.
to use someone or something for dirty work/ annoying jobs/ or just to use them for your own benefit

shes throwing up again after a teenage binge drinking episode yo break out the hello kitty robe so we dont gotta use a mop.

no more toilet paper- its alright ill use the hello kitty robe.

i hate him i wanna use him the like hello kitty robe.

by hellokittyrobe October 29, 2011

zombie kitty

1 Supposed to be a boy kitty, but gets pregnant and is an asshole about it.

2 Constantly demands food, especially yours while you eat it.

3 Doesn't want you to touch it, except in 10 second intervals on its own time, never when you want to. If you try, it hisses, walks to food dish and demands to be fed instead.

Honey, guess what, Mr kitty is pregnant.

Hey cat, that's my pop tart.

Well fine then zombie kitty, if I can't pet you, then you can eat dog food till I'm good and ready to get up and feed you.

by Melandmom June 7, 2014

Pretty Kitty

That one guy at school who's hair is freakishly soft and silky; like a cat's.

"*stroking someone's hair* Pretty Kitty~"

"Stop touching me."

by The Devil's ex January 27, 2018

I don't give a flip kitty

The opposite end of the career spectrum from a script kitty. The "I thought this interview was for an architect position. The code I write is so profound that learning a new language, or at least cutting and pasting snippets from an approved library is worth it. Don't you want me to focus on, you know, the technical problems?" kind of person.

Dawg, why he bounce from the interview? Yo, I ask him how to write a for loop and he just get up and walk off. Grabbed my 40 outta my hand drank it and just walked off. Pissed on the tire of my ride while he waited for his Uber. Dammm, bro, that dude a I don't give a flip kitty.

by celnav January 26, 2022

Shitty Kitty

A very unhappy or disappointing situation. Usually used in conjuntcion with "Sad Panda", Shitty Kitty is a step further down on the unhappy/ disappointment scale.

Tara: "This has been a horrible day!! I hurt my arm at work, then I found out that my boyfriend (whos deployed) wont be able to call me today :("

Audra: "Awww, sad panda :("

Morgan: "No, thats not EVEN sad panda... thats totally shitty kitty..."

by AeroGirl198457 June 16, 2010

Kitty Starfire

The bestest best sister anyone can hope to have.^^

My sister is great...she's almost as great as kitty starfire

by 2nd February 8, 2005

kitty fluff

white, creamy discharge excreted from the vaginal canal

Eric said "When Jenn was pregnant, she had a ton of kitty fluff oozing from her pussy!"

by possytoast69 August 6, 2011