Kiss the bottle

Getting drunk. Often in a large group of friends.

“Hey,you wanna come kiss the bottle tonight?”
“I can’t”

by SClarky04 December 9, 2021

Kiss the Concrete

The act of recieving road rash after sliding across concrete, asphault, or gravel at speeds. Typicaly used when referring to wrecking a motorized open vehicle i.e. dirtbike, motorcycle, atv, etc.

Person- So i heard John decided to kiss the concrete three days after he bought his crotch rocket, that blows.

by whocares005 July 7, 2009

The Turtle's Kiss

When a man manufactures a dump so perfect that as it glides over his prostate it causes mild to moderate sexual release.

Bill: "Hey Steve. I did a huge dump this morning which was so perfect that I almost had a orgasm"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"

by Souper Rare April 28, 2022

Forbidden kiss

When two people perform the act of spreading their butt cheeks to allow their anuses to touch.

Me and my girl last night tried the forbidden kiss and our butthole hair got tangled together.

by Derby_Daddy March 15, 2023

Nebraska Kiss

When you give someone a wet kiss while also shoving a corn cob up their ass.

John gave Jane a super wet Nebraska kiss on the cornfield at sunset.

by BuyonKing March 21, 2022

German Kiss

Like a French Kiss, but you're using your teeth to kiss instead of your tongue.

Mike and Haley are not biting each other. They are German Kissing.

by HeavyMetalGuy360 March 3, 2020

Fleshey's Kisses

Nipples. Hershey's meaty, fleshmade Kisses.

"Damn, I wanna suckle on this dude's Fleshey's Kisses so bad."

by Sukala A.P. December 30, 2021