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John Hearn

John Hearn is a good-looking guy who thinks he’s really big but is actually chubby
John Hearn, you’re not big, stop going to the gym!
by Gussudidococ March 20, 2019
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john wei

this person is big, I mean BIG, like a horse.
john wei collapsed my genitals because he's so enormous/BIG.
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john heder

Person: John Heder is so poprockin'
Other person: His name is Jon, dickweed
by the raconteurs August 31, 2008
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John Mastodon

The bravest and richest of humans. Works on teleportation for everyone and world peace. The inventor of Mastodon. Started out as a hungry child on the south pole, worked his way up in the world to become the richest man in the universe, later married to Joan Mastodon, the richest person in the universe. Only rides electric bikes. Has a pet frog named Thomas.
John Mastodon saved the world with his teleporting tech
by Marin Fowler December 19, 2022
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john thaw

Notorious british gangster, Godfather of the Birkbino movement started in L.P, Birkby in the early 1950's.
A ruthless villain, with a passion for liquor and fine women, 'the reverend JT' is known to have survived at least 7 attepts on his life, incluing a gunfight in fartown with the notorious Beppy da barcode. Now the stuff of legend, and serving 9 life sentances for murder, exstortion and armed robbery.
It is also widely knwon that he first coined the phrase 'mo-fo', when he famously bitch slapped pappy chiz in 62'.
Taken from 'John Thaw', the criminal underworld and gnagsters with style (2002, chemistry publications)
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by sollywog June 17, 2006
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Johning Session

A word used mostly down south in Louisiana to describe a group of people just getting together and making jokes about each other. Note: These motherfucker can get real as fuck if you don't like someone!
Girl 1 : Your momma over here looking like a color purple reject!
Crowd: Ahhh damn son!
Girl 2: Your just mad cause your daddys more twisted than bobby brown's jaw!
Crowd: Ohhhhh!

This is what we in Louisiana like to call a Johning session
by Ceezyfbaby17 December 28, 2010
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john colonna

A mommy and daddy's boy who makes them pay his bills at the age of 21
John Colonna gets his mom to pay his jeep bill cause he can't pay for it and is spoiled
by John gay November 22, 2013
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