Friend on street: Big bird, Mr Hooper Michael Jacksoned.
Big Bird: What the beans does that mean?
Friend on street: It means he DIED.
Big Bird: What the beans does that mean?
Friend on street: It means he DIED.
by Brooke hayes 4ever21 October 07, 2016
A fucking cunt. Loves to be a cunt. Everyone thinks he is a fucking bitchass cunt because he is a fucking cunt. Cunt cunt cunt. Cunt x1000000000
by comical_sans April 18, 2019
When someone is asleep and another male whacks off and blows his load in the sleeping victims closed eyes. When victim wakes up he has a crusty substance in his eyes.
by Jeff "Sloppy Joe" Lundquist December 30, 2003
by little geek July 09, 2005
When you leave a casino with an empty wallet and a bleeding anus. There also may be copious amounts of male ejaculate stuck to your back. Don't bother with making a Police report, it is your fault for walking through the door and being done Jackson Rancheria Style!
Dinner at Lone Wolf's Restaurant $150
One night in a Tuscan Suite $399
Show tickets $150
Paying 150% over retail at the Kessler's gift shop. $300
Getting your bank account emptied
while playing in the Casino.....PRICELESS
That is what is know as "getting worked Jackson Rancheria Style"
One night in a Tuscan Suite $399
Show tickets $150
Paying 150% over retail at the Kessler's gift shop. $300
Getting your bank account emptied
while playing in the Casino.....PRICELESS
That is what is know as "getting worked Jackson Rancheria Style"
by ouchmyasshurts April 10, 2009
Featured on Chapelle's Show, Samuel Jackson Beer is a parody of Samuel Adams Beer commercials. The sketch features a loud, foul-mouthed Samuel L. Jackson (played by Dave Chapelle) promoting his own brand of beer while wearing Colonial-era clothing and puffing a cigarette.
"Samuel Jackson Beer! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigger!"
by You Can't Kill the Metal July 06, 2006
A highly contagious decease in which someone has an increasingly high fetish towards kids and invites them over to sleep in his bed with him.
Jacob Hey Mike, got a little kid now? I haven’t seen you in years!
mike Nah fam, doctor said I only have 6 weeks to live as I have been infected with Michael Jackson syndrome.
Jacob Stay the fuck away from me!
mike Nah fam, doctor said I only have 6 weeks to live as I have been infected with Michael Jackson syndrome.
Jacob Stay the fuck away from me!
by Jdbbdkebshx November 19, 2018