giving braines

hershel is giving braines.
by Roger Bernardo July 10, 2009
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Lamb's Brain

When a man flashes his testicles (and only his testicles), pulled up and taught to simulate a lamb's brain. Usually used for offensive humor after the question "want to see a lamb's brain?" or "have you ever seen a lamb's brain?" The person questioned is usually not given time to respond properly before being flashed.
Peter: "Want to see a lamb's brain?"

Brian: "Wha...?"

Peter: (shows)

Brian: "Ewwwww, nasty!"
by TheDoof October 17, 2008
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Brain Tumor

What you get when you watch Jake Paul
I have a Brain Tumor

You watched too much Jake Paul
by Optical_Marz August 08, 2020
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Cum Brains

Degrading, but fitting name to call a sexually active woman who isn't very intelligent and who has the compulsive habit/desire to give men oral sex.
Your mom: "Mmmmmh, mmmmmh, mmmmmmm."
Plumber: "Ooo yeah! Polish my tool, bitch!"
Your mom: "Mmmmmmm."
Plumber: "Okay you can stop now. I'm gonna "fix your sink" now. *gets out condom and lubricant*"
Your mom: "Mmmmmh yeah, mmmmmh, mmmmmmm, mmmmmh, mmmmmh, mmmmmmmmmmm!"
Plumber: "I said STOP now, Cum Brains!"
Your mom: "Mmm, mmmmmmm?"
Plumber: "You've got a bad case of oral fixation you know."





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by Mark H July 26, 2005
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Brain Cells

The first excuse for parents to think weed is bad. The truth is, however, that weed promotes brain cell growth by increasing the development of stem cells in the brain.
Smoking weed kills your brain cells! That's why you only have straight A minuses!
by SomethingCool51 July 25, 2012
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brain freeze

A state where your mind simply blanks and does not work.
Looking at the copier, I suffered from acute brain freeze, as I could not differentiate between stack, group, etc., eventhough I had copied things numerous times.
by Christine Pepe May 11, 2005
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clit brain

A derogatory term used to denote one's diminished mental capacity, i.e., comparing the size of the brain to a clit.
Whenever I smoke some couchlock weed, I get a severe case of clit brain.

I had to spend 10 minutes trying to get this clit brained customer service rep to understand my simple problem. Actually, during the 10 minutes I rolled and smoked a killer joint, so maybe it partly my fault.
by BobONtheKnob October 22, 2006
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