Impurator

One who embodies the fine art of being sexy.

A: "Did you get a good look at that Impurator?"
B: "He is one made man."

by Impurator June 12, 2007

Improvised biological warfare

When you cough or sneeze on someone to spread a disease or virus

Hey Ben I just used improvised biological warfare on the antivax kid and gave him covid-19

by Nukey dukey March 12, 2020

panty improvement

When a girl's underwear selection becomes considerably sexier after intially seeing her undress.

Adenna had a 100% panty improvement since the first time I fucked her.

by flandrman August 25, 2007

self-importland

General slight aimed at the masses that flock to PDX for all of it's friendlies..green-friendly, animal-friendly, vegan-friendly, queer-friendly, artist-friendly, CLOWN-friendly (yes, Portland is clown-friendly) etc.
Meaning: full of your own hot political air. Snob.

Ugh, that hipster just called our monogamous relationship "patriarchal"! That's so self-importland!

by E. Henpecked December 10, 2009

inter departmental penile implant

when your boss is transferred to another department, and the replacement is some hack you used to have seniority over, hence making your job a living hell.

i ca'nt believe they made that choad eater my boss. he does'nt know his head from a hole in the ground. i sure as hell wo'nt listen to that inter departmental penile implant. what a bunch of cocksmunch's!

by freedav05 January 9, 2007

Not-Trippin Impass

When both parties need to make a decision and both are "Not Trippin" - thus at an impass ; "not-trippin impass"

A:"idk, you want it?"
B:"im not really trippin"
A:"im not trippin either"
C:"you to have reached a not-trippin impass"

by Brolachan650 October 14, 2010

Impeached

Donald J Trump will be the first to be impeached, for looking like an orange, not a peach

"The orange was Impeached for being out of season & too ripe. Should've been a peach.

by g___t__f___0 April 5, 2017