Grumpy Troll

The act of two individuals rubbing their buttholes together in a misguided attempt to achieve sexual pleasure. So named for the involuntary noises and facial expressions made by the participants during the act.

Person 1: Guys, I tried the Grumpy Troll last night.

Person 2: Seriously? Feel anything.

Person 1: Nothing. Literally, nothing.

Person 2: How hard did you try.

Person 1: Let me put it this way. I'm much grumpier today.

by NoMoreButtRubs September 12, 2012

Gummy Bear Weekend

A weekend where it consists of eating gummy bears drenched in alcohol.

I'm going to soak gummy bears in a bowl of tequila for Gummy bear Weekend.

by lanina November 5, 2012

Gump-limp

When you have too many boxes of chocolates and you walk with a limp because you have diabetes

"Do you have any insulin? I need to pump."
"I can tell, you got that Gump-limp."

by Cosby Sweater July 18, 2013

gumbye

Simply, a gumball eyeball.

"The ghost Popsicle had great gumbye!"

by StarlaDimes November 30, 2013

gummy vagina

A vagina that has not been used in or over three years.

Dude, you're mom has a gummy vagina.

by RAINBOW WARRIOR November 2, 2014

gummy fish

A fish that eats gummy bears. They often swim into your face repeatedly if you are scuba diving

"Hey dude why is your face pink?"
"A gummy fish saw me"
"I'm sorry dude I'll pray for your face."
"Thanks you silly grass

by Silly grass November 15, 2014

gump feather

A person who has a touch of ADHD and cannot be contained. They float around here and there like a feather in the wind. Just like that feather in Forrest Gump.

You need to out a leash on that girl, she's such a gump feather.

by InsaneMomBrain July 22, 2014