grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip 

Discreet public inquiry for homosexual sex and/or anonymous aid with "the stranger" - also known as a Dutch Rudder.

When my friend, Nick, ordered a "grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip" today, the barista knew exactly what he was talking about and offered to give him extra foam!

grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip by Barista May 19, 2014

grandma zone 

When the thought of being with or performing a sexual action with a person is the equivalent of doing such things with your grandmother.

Person A: Brandon is cute. Why don't you go on a date with him?
Person B: Ew! No way! He's in the grandma zone. That's so gross.

grandma zone by Kattywin August 26, 2014

Grandfauxther 

Grandma's live-in boyfriend.

My son loves his Grandfauxther like he was family.

Grandfauxther by Moish Bookbinder April 15, 2015

Granddaddy 

A kind, hot and/or sometimes sexy sir, (in his 60's and older) with money to spend, often found sporting a Rollie, sponsoring the bottle service and decked down in Phillip Plein's latest. Although you may not necessarily want to take this sir into the bedroom, you certainly wouldn't mind drinking the Dom Perignon in his booth.

Aye, Natalie, quit downing the margarita, and go talk to that granddaddy over there. Round 2 is on the boys!

Granddaddy by accountingbish June 22, 2020

GrandmaHomo 

When you tell your pet orangutan that the cable box is out and he tells you that you need to become a pedafile and hunt FGTV fans for food.

Tyler: Yo wsg bro want to go do some GrandmaHomo at the party tonight?

Chad: Hell yeah mannn.

GrandmaHomo by The Facts Teller July 15, 2021

psycho grandma 

a fat irritating grandmother that is crazy as hell normally to her grandchildren and son-in-law

man that psycho grandma is is going crazy for no reason.

psycho grandma by shadowpsycho July 6, 2010

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch 

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021