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Friend Ladder 

This is the friend zone of the ladder theory. A typical guy on your friend ladder possesses any/all of the following characteristics: virgin, girldump, geek, wuss, and is used by women for emotional support while not getting any pussy in return. The girl's excuse: "Aw he's too nice, I could never fuck him".
"He spent all month trying to talk her up to a date, not realising he was on her friend ladder long before".
Friend Ladder by Saf1 January 25, 2009

Best Friend 

There is no definition that can describe you.
Best Friend by TurtleBoxer April 28, 2019

friend boy 

a boy who is your friend but you act like you are together but you are not officially.but basically,you are..but you are not
tina: hows your boyfriend doing?
me: oh hes not my boyfriend yet...for now hes just my friend boy
friend boy by friend girl August 19, 2008

Facebook Friend

Tyler: "Wow, Adam has over 2,000 Facebook friends! He must be really popular!"
Michael: "Yeah i bet he gets laid every night!"
Facebook Friend by PopKull October 28, 2010

friendenemy 

A single dichotomous relationship in which the parties involved interact sometimes as the best of friends, and in other instances the worst of enemies in a continual, perpetual cycle.
In the Present: Nicky Hilton in Bed with Paris Hilton's Enemy,"she is my friendenemy Exclaims Paris".
1 week later: Paris Hilton said to reporters today that her an Niky are the best of friends.

4 weeks later: Nicky Hilton leaves Paris Hilton for a new BFF, and potentially Paris Hilton's reality show, stating that their relationship is officially over, or is this just friendenemy talk".

2 months later: Nicky and Paris, Best sisters and friends forever, as they showed up together at MTV's VMA awards, see the friendenemy fall out at the after party.

Paris & Nicky, these are just fictitious examples, there is no need to call me, well unless you really want to ...

designated non-discriminatory friend 

This is the true wingman. The friend in your group who does not discriminate against anyone of the oppisite sex. They will hook up with the fugliest of fugly. The next day when you talk to them, after going out, they never talk about themselves they only want to make sure you hooked up! You can use " DNDF" to shorten it up.
Joe will help you hook up, he is our designated non-discriminatory friend. Last night, he hit a whale just so I could get with her friend! He is a true DNDF!!