simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; it's often a type of scam.
It is immoral, exploitative pragmatism (psychopathic) - manipulating your empathy towards them for profit.

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 21, 2024

Farming

When a person and his mate at Wayne State University sit down and collaborate to follow multiple bad bitches within the vicinity via quick add, suggestions etc. on various apps and platforms.

what are you doing bro?
answer: Shiiiii we just farming cuh type shit.

by abadbitchnamedmadison April 22, 2024

content farm

A content farm is a person/group in the internet who are exploited by trolls creating funny/troll/humiliating content.

yo, that e-girl is a content farm

by iviooxx April 27, 2024

farming hours

to run more then one video game at once on steam to get more hours

guy 1: why do you have 1,000 hours in past two week there is only 336 hours in 2 weeks
guy 2: farming hours

by Diecaok May 6, 2024

organic farming

Old Chinese slang term for spraying chemical at night

“I heard jim has taken up organic farming”

“Yea I seen him out spraying pretty late coming home from the bar”

by Therealbeeftits May 19, 2024

calm your farm

A phrase created by Ethan Lockyer when playing four square at primary school in 2015

calm your farm Flynn calm your farm, stop hitting little boys with balls

by goofcakes May 24, 2024

Yackle Farms LLC

A grandpa that runs reddit monthly for a living. He calls himself a "siesta sleeper". It is rare to see him take a break longer than 3 hours.

That guy is like Yackle Farms LLC, he never gets off! - a guy that never stops playing Rust.

by Your friendly Rust neighbor. February 27, 2024