fanny like a bag of old mussels

A large, clunky, old vagina which gives off a strong smell of rotting sea-food.

He had visited a cheap prositute the previous evening - too much make-up, drooling smile, tits at waist level and a fanny like a bag of old mussels.

by Sally Nips September 27, 2009

fanny pack

Just another 90's fad. A fat pack worn around the waists of usually gay men.

What's he hiding in that fanny pack?

by GuidoPosse69 January 27, 2005

Avenged Sevenfold Fanclub

A dangerous cult that doesn't allow you to listen to, or talk to, or even look at albums for any band that isn't Avenged Sevenfold. People usually tend to join this cult after going to an A7X concert, and their friends are left with no means of helping them. You can try to show them that there is other music besides A7X, but it will be in vaine. the best thing is, is to move on. It's similar to if they became a zombie, there is just no hope for them. It is their belief that A7X will come down for them in the next 10 years or so in a spaceship, so they can live in a place where good music doesn't exist.

"dude you've got to help me! i went to this A7X concert, and now these people in robes are telling me that i have to go live in their Avenged Sevenfold Fanclub commune. he's really convincing tho, he sais that they have punch"

by sirjamestitsmcgee February 7, 2010

Dry Your Fanny

An act which is to be recommended when someone is getting wound up by an otherwise trivial matter.

"I don't see why you're getting so agitated, Marlene - its only pornography. Dry your fanny!"

by Koko Skillachi February 20, 2006

salmon sucking fanny lick

verb. Technique used in tiresome mariage. Couples who find them selves less and less attacted to each other sexually insert a live salmon into their lovers vagina or anus and will proceed to lick the salmon into submission while giving their parter exceptional levels of pleasure.

George: You know Mildred I'm not sure you do it for me anymore.. you know bedroom wise
Mildred: Get the salmon...
George: Of course a salmon sucking fanny lick!! Our mariage is saved!

by Day_tomo November 29, 2007

Fanny

Fanny is the most beautiful person you might meet in your whole life. She's beautiful, talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique. Everybody loves her but Emma loves her even more. She loves Kpop, so she is even more perfect. If you have a Fanny in your life, you are so lucky. Keep her in your life! She's precious. That french accent tho. She has beautiful big green eyes with eyelashes longer than your hair.

OMG! Fanny is the bestest person in the world, I love her

by emmabedbed January 30, 2020

fanny lancer

A flaming homo. This particular breed prefers to be the dick giver rather than the dick receiver. Fanny lancers are stuck up though, and they refuse to give reach-arounds. Also known as butt gunners.

"That fuckin' fanny lancer packs some serious fudge.

by Justin Timberlake June 25, 2003