Dump Strut

The awkward swagger that someone has when walking to the restroom and trying to hold in a load of crap.

I just saw my boss Dump Strut down the hall. Wouldn't it be great if the door was locked.

by thatbeme October 31, 2011

think dump

a bowel movement that is taken when one has a tough problem that needs to be solved and a solution can only be found with 10 or more minutes of un-interrupted minutes on the toilet.

Anthony had a tough assignment at work, he promptly went to the bathroom to take a think dump.

by arcatchmang September 25, 2011

dumped a lump

dumped a lump is a synonym for i shad my pants or i dropped the kids of at the pool

person 1 : "were where you?"
person 2 : "i dumped a lump."

by the f u c k is a pseudonym December 6, 2018

Dump University

A more apt way of saying Trump University.

"I'm a Dump University grajuat!" said Mel.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Dump Trucking

When somebody opens their asshole and another person shits in it, they may pass the shit back and forth.

"Can you hold this for me? "

"You mean like dump trucking?

by MayonnaiseCoveredTitties June 15, 2018

cosmic dump

A bowel movement of universal proportions

Excuse me for a minute, I feel a cosmic dump coming on.

by Chrispitters August 6, 2018

Booty dump

The biggest poo you will ever have in your life it is basically your ass hole ripping and making a bigger hole

I had a booty dump just now it hurt so much man

by Kenziejoann16 February 6, 2019