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Donkey

noun (pl. -keys)
A stupid male. A euphemism for dumb-ass.
Amy: Dude, you will never believe what Mike said to me! SO AWKWARD!

Alex: Oh no! What now? That guy is such a donkey!
by woooooooooooooooooooooooooo October 26, 2010
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Donkey Hunting

"Donkey Hunting" refers to the act that women attempt or succeed in when pursuing a "donkey". A donkey is any man who is any one of or multiples of the following:
- looks dumb
- generally tall
- has pluggish qualities or engages in pluggish acts
- has a loser job or is unemployed
- has no immediate future
- acts like a douchebag
Friend #1: Hey have you seen where the girls went?

Friend #2: Not a clue. Best guess... they're over by the bar looking for any donkey who will buy them a beer and feed them a cheap line. Classic donkey hunting.

Friend #1: Oh true, makes sense, after all, they are all whures
by bigron0797 July 27, 2011
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donkey penis

Will scream donkey penis in your ear
by Maroon Curdle March 11, 2018
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Donkey Penis

Wow that Donkey Penis was huge.
by Dixie's finest May 23, 2018
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Ultimate Donkeypunch

A variation on the donkey punch in which, instead of merely striking the receiver, the dominant party snaps their neck 180 degrees, severing the spinal cord and causing death spasms -- with the added bonus that, mid-orgasm, they get to see the life fade from their partner's eyes.
So I ultimate donkeypunched her, but it's not necrophilia -- I pulled out before she went limp.
by Bob's subconscious June 1, 2010
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feel like donkey

When you or a person you know is feeling sub-par.
Jimmy: Man, I've been sick all week. I feel like donkey.

OR

Tom: Want to go to the party?
Dick: No--I feel like donkey.
by JDiggity May 22, 2008
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Donkey Punch

- punch to the back of the head during intercourse

- Its when you are doing a girl from behind and right before you are about to release your power puss you punch her in the back of the head. This makes her vagina tense up and squeezes your power puss from your flesh rocket.
"damn girl, i would like to donkey punch the shit out of you"
by Brandon T September 7, 2006
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