Kim Jong Un's Dildo

A word commonly used as a substitute for a weirdly shaped piece of bread.

Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?

by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024

Dildo

A thing girls put in their pussy and ass

This Dildo feels goooooood

by Yusbenenenenen April 8, 2020

Dildo

A dildo is a thing that you put in your butt

My husband used a dildo

by FIREBALL()()() May 4, 2020

Dildo cuckold

a man whose wife prefers a dildo to her husband's penis, thus restricting access to her pussy.

the only way a dildo cuckold husband could fuck his wife was to use a dildo.

by kavreb January 3, 2023

Dildo

A fake penis used for pleasure

Tiana shoved a dildo up both her ass and her vagina

by Your mums friend April 30, 2019

Dildo

A fake dick

He's pretending he's rich to that pretty girl. What a dildo!

by anonymous August 29, 2022

Meat dildo

Meat dildo: noun; a penis, dick, cock, wood, shlong.

When someone is called as a meat dildo it means that they have a nice piece of meat in their pants waiting for someone to unpackaged his meat dildo and get fucked.

her: "hey, can you be my meat dildo?"
Him: "Sure, come get it while its still fresh"

by Fhsbridnw July 2, 2023