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Urban Dictionary's Top Editor

A mysterious person who will continually be unknown to us (Urban Dictionary Readers), since we can't call him/her out by name. We only know that he/she has a computer with the internet and he/she decides who has the hottest definitions.
I hope I get a bunch of "thumbs ups" by the mysterious Urban Dictionary's Top Editor.
by Jerrelle January 15, 2008
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Urban Dictionary

A place where people used to go to learn slang terms, but now just a place where teens with no life go to use as a burn book.
Stupid teenagers keep putting nonsense on Urban Dictionary...
Persephone's Uncle, those losers.
by Persephone~ January 15, 2009
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Turban Dictionary

A putative Web site boasting a collection of slang terms pertaining to the unseemly aspects of Arab culture, history and mores.
"That damn camel jockey who runs the Circle-K tried to Jew me out of twenny cents," Lenny complained morosely, oblivious to his own hilarious conflation of ethnic insults.

"Hwat's that?" Cletus asked absently, performing phallometry on the brothers' pit bull with a rusty tape measure.

"What, camel jockey?" asked Lenny. "it out yer Turban Dictionary. And I tole you not to talk like a fuckin' hwetard!"
by kemibe February 23, 2013
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English to Blarg Blarg Dictionary

A translation index translating words and phrases from Western English to the alien language spoken by the Sanghelli of the Covenant, which consists of a series of blargs and honks.
Church: We finally made contact with an alien being and our first attempt at communication is gonna be through a BOMB?? Am I the only person who has a problem with this?

Andy: Well unless you got your English to Blarg Blarg Dictionary, I don't think you got a choice, now do ya?
by xxVoodooSoupxx August 2, 2011
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Urban Dictionary

Use to be a good website until the biggest douchebags in the history of the internet became editors there. Meanwhile some twerp still manages to have the most simplist word become something lewd, obscene, and dirty, yet still be published by these dimwitted asshole editors!

The asshole editors at Urban Dictionary wouldn't publish my clean definition of a radio show personality! Urban dictionary now SUCKS DONKEY BALLS! FUCK YOU URBAN DICTIONARY!
The asshole editors at Urban Dictionary wouldn't publish my clean definition of a radio show personality! Urban dictionary now SUCKS DONKEY BALLS
by Patriotic Leftie June 9, 2009
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Free Speech Urban Dictionary

Free Speech Urban Dictionary is a true look at how "CREATIVE SLANG" evolves!

I see a lot of people taking this site WAY TOO Seriously! So what the fuck is your problem? If you want serious, go to Websters for definitions!

This site is BOTH informative and FUN!!!! get it? FUN!!! ... its simple.

If for no other reason this site provides good entertainment for people who like to talk about Sex, Race, whatever!!! its free speech! something that is disappearing fast in our country.

Also "SLANG" has no right or wrong definition,(ya stupid ass haters!) So if its slang and any you want to post it! FUCK IT!!! post it, just to piss them off!

And to the HATERS! go ahead, give definition a thumbs down!
it just proves my point! You say you hate this site, but you read this far down in order to give it a thumbs down, That makes you a DUMB FUCK! ... Congratulations!

So to the the haters of Urban Dictionary I say ... FUCK YOU! it's my right to say it, If you don't like it, don't fucking come back! (...Free Speech Rocks!) use it or loose it!!!!!
"Define Your Word" and defend "FREE SPEECH Urban Dictionary" (And NEVER let anyone ever tell you what you can and cant say!)
by Get real, Ya All!!! May 20, 2008
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The Urban Dictionary

Example of urban dictionary crime:

Word: (_)_)======D(_*_)

Defintion: How that fat guy at my school likes it.

Example Used: Fat-TurdMuncher likes to (_)_)======D(_*_) all night, because he's gay.
Example thoughtfully provided by 'RatchetBoo'.
by Diego November 5, 2003
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