cunt grandma

An embittered old hag who typically lives alone, sometimes with numerous cats. Also drives 12 mph on most major highways.

"Dude can this cunt grandma get the hell out of the left lane??"

by Snatchasaurus Rex May 12, 2008

Cunt Loaf

When a woman has a Large puffy Vagina/Vaginal Lips

"Woah dude, That girl has a cunt loaf."

by Jaz November 1, 2004

cunt-guy

A guy who is quite simply, a cunt

Jimmy: that guy over there is a cunt

Robert: mate, mate, lets save time, lets call him a cunt-guy from this day forth rather than the guy who is a cunt

by Willis McGee July 19, 2006

cunt flake

dried cunt scabs that have loosened from their original home, creating flakey residue. often found in ladies panties.

not to be confused with frosted flakes, which is a delicious cereal.

tina put some underwear on, you're dropping cunt flakes all over my new carpet!

by stephen cummings January 19, 2006

this cunt

A term referring to somebody doing something with an observer in disbelief.

Friend 1: Jumps and swings off a street lamp
Friend 2(Observer): "This cunt!!!"

by Dmac 86 February 8, 2007

cunt lap

1. when licking one's vagina
2. synonomous with an asshole or jerk
3. mama's boy or coward

"That guy Pablo is a real cunt lap"

by zedsdeadmon April 4, 2006

Cunt Critters

Bugs around a vagina, like crabs.

I would never bang that girl. Shes been with so many guys that she probably has cunt critters.

by Nick427 October 11, 2009