cunitz

The opposite of a cunt. In other words, someone who only has appealing characteristics.

Jane is such a cunitz. If she doesn't win Prom Queen then I don't know who will.

by mrniceguy19 November 24, 2010

Cuntzinger

A tool used to zing a cunt and cause extreme pleasure via the clitoris

Omg he is so hot, he is like a living cuntzinger!

by Smizzlemimps February 26, 2011

cuntizzle

Cuntizzle is a nickname for an apathetic bitch. One with this nickname is slightly sociopathic and manipulative, but is a good person. It is safe to be friends with only ONE cuntizzle, because two cuntizzles may murder eachother.

Dick: Have you spoken to Cuntizzle lately?
Jim: Nah man, that bitch is crazy! But she still in my phone book just in case..

by assizzle March 11, 2015

cuntzilla

the queen of cunts, she who enjoys being one, or goes out of her way to be one

"Vangie can be such a cuntzilla!

by peecheechoh March 31, 2009

Theory of Cuntization

Theory coined by Social Psychologist Kate Cunty theorizing that humans are giving cunt exponentially more due to social matters. She stated that people are more inclined to serve cunt when social pressures are higher, also discussing the matter of the Cuntization Prioritization (how the social situation determines how much someone prioritizes serving cunt). Researchers that had later done studies on the Theory of Cuntization claimed that although Kate Cunty's theory was correct regarding Cuntization Prioritization, they found that people serve cunt statistically more due to internal factors rather that external (social) factors.

"Oh my god, I just got a call from Lucas and he said that instead of taking me to the movie theater, we are going to a museum for our date. Now I have to serve cunt!"

"No way... thank god you can prioritize serving cunt in time. Maybe Kate Cunty was right about her Theory of Cuntization!"

by Kate Cunty October 4, 2023

cuntzilla

n.
the large vagina-monster that lives in the pacific coast of california. it can grow to 80 feet in height and enjoys to eat dick

ahahhhhhhhhhhh. holey shit, a cuntzilla. run!!!!!

by motherfucking papadill February 17, 2005

cuntzilla

a girlfriend of someone who always keeps one from going out to hang out with his friends. that one is usally pusswhipped, and that means you arent a man if you cant (1) control your manly needs, (2) you cant control your lady. a cuntzilla is mostly needy and a control freak. they tend to be either ugly or think their shit dont stink.

matt, megan is a cuntzilla! your gonna end up with no friends if you keep blowing us off for that cuntzilla. i hate that cuntzilla, she keeps messing up our plans.

by mount pat April 4, 2007