Skip to main content

chuck norris 

Chuck Norris is the ultimate warrior.
I caught Chuck Norris fucking my wife. I thanked him, whereupon he gave me a swift roundhouse kick to the head... and I thanked him again.

As his foot was about to make impact with my head for the second time, I noted that he was wearing a live rattlesnake as a condom.
chuck norris by snallygaster March 14, 2007
Related Words

chuck taylor

Original it is the name of the father of the rapper : ''The Game'' . his aka is also Chuck Taylor, and he has Chuck Taylor tatood on his hands
''I wanna meet Chuck Taylor, so i can record some shit with him at Aftermath''
'' Chuck Taylor is the new Dr. Dre, Easy, Tupac mixed in one person''
chuck taylor by Chilltyperiod October 24, 2005

Crucked up 

Being drunk and high on maryjane and a mixture of other drugs. not fucked up but crucked up because its like a concoction of drug induced retardedness
"whatcha doin today" - friend
" LEZZZZ GET CRUCkeD UP!"
Crucked up by sexyfrisson March 31, 2013

Cruckie Head 

A Wannabe Crack Head Who Likes eating toe jam and likes flashing his dick at the Pope.
" Bruh, Gio is a total Cruckie Head."
Cruckie Head by 69disan69dat December 24, 2020

Chuck and Cheeky 

Chuck and Cheeky Monkey are two best pals who are incredible word-inventors and in fact, geniuses. But not P.C. Users. Well, sorta.
OMFG Chuck and Cheeky are such black clouds of hell and liars from hell. Respectively.

Chuck A Jolly 

Named after the "Jolly" or "posh person", Chucking a Jolly is a way of reacting to a frightening or startling situation. There are three steps:
1. To be startled/frightened
2. To be embarrassed of your fright
3. To accept the embarrassment.
"Yo, did you see Angus on the ghost train?"
"Yeah, he totally freaked out"
"Hey Angus! Way to Chuck a Jolly!"
Chuck A Jolly by Alphamate January 13, 2009