clutterflage

When you can't find or fail to notice an object due to the clutter scattered around the room, at times may be used as an advantage.

"That cop didn't even notice those drugs on my table because of all my clutterflage"

by pytho666 July 29, 2014

Clausterslaupin

A valley that the Vikings transcended in eastern Oklahoma where they killed a deer and found some salt near the pleasant, crystal river.

My troubles began in Clausterslaupin Valley.

by dsw812 October 16, 2014

Clutteration

When a person keeps items of significant and/or no significant relevance, yet hides them in certain parts of their residents; such as closets, drawers, cabinets, etc. instead of throwing them away or organizing them in their proper place.

Please help me get better with my clutteration problem.

by APhillips June 4, 2015

crusterfuck

When a person has sex before their penis stitches have healed.

After his adult circumcision, Misha was advised to be gentle with his anatomy until his skin had healed completely: No tight underwear, no masturbating, and definitely no crusterfucking.

by driedupcontactlens July 16, 2015

clutterfied

Opposite of simplified. To live clutterfied, one is mystified at how others live with so little belongings, perplexed at how to only have what they need in their living space.

Though my mom was raised in a simplified home, with everything in its place and a place for everything, she raised her family in a clutterfied home that was literally never ready for guests.

by SmileySarahInTexas May 12, 2016

Clutterfuckery

A multiplicity of unwelcome chaos or a disorganised mess of actions that result in a feeling of unwell-being, irritation or a sense of being fucked off.

The implementation of the new timetable was proving to be a clutterfuckery of ineptitude.

by Mothwatcher June 15, 2017

Custerbate

The act of crying while masturbating.

My girlfriend just dumped me, I think I'm going to go home and custerbate.

by Anonymous 12359285 January 3, 2018