beaching

when you lay around and act blatantly, and obnoxiously lazy, in reference to a beached whale, often done on sunday during NFL football, or through a hangover, most serious beachers will fill a cooler with their favorite beverage and snacks and put it next to them so they dont have to get up, while beaching you are "beached", beaching is to beach

"Work sucks, I cant wait to go home and beach."
"I'm beaching."
"I beached for like, 3 hours after thanksgiving dinner."
" I went home, smoked a joint, put in a movie and beached."

by briandisco March 2, 2008

shooot beach

shoot bitch (in negro)

Imma kik yo ass....shooot beach!

by Kelly October 9, 2004

Fire Batch

Fire Batch: A batch of special brownies that is fire...

John: Damn that was a fire batch of brownies

Friend:Yeah it was.

by PureConvict December 4, 2010

Double Batch

When you urinate in the same sitting that you defecate it is called a double batch.

Double batch when you can, the water bill was pretty high last month.

by Mattias Jarchs March 18, 2017

Beached Whale

Referring to a chubby or fat person. Normally said as if it were a sentence itself...

(In The Middle of Math Class While Noticing A Fatty)

-Yo dude check out the size of that girl.

-Holy shit! Quiet, Quiet...

-BEACHED WHALE! BEACHED WHALE! Save It. Hurry. BEACHED WHALE!

by Nick Wagner February 5, 2008

Beachcomber

verb- to perform oral sex on a woman with a sandy blonde bush.

" yo blake, you shoulda seen that chicks bush friday night, it was ridiculous, so i gave her a beachcomber"

by lifty May 1, 2010

imperial beach

a place in San Diego that was nice in the 50's, but now its dangerous.

if your smart, dont go to belmont park, its scary.

by highrida4rmgrapestreet BBK July 4, 2005