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Virginia Beach 

Virginia Beach is a very populated city, but we can't forget about the outskirts of town. If you are traveling to Va beach you might want to bring your passport if you are interested in exploring pungo... its a whole new country out there. Be careful you might encounter a lot of ignorance because in the past, Virginia Beach has been ranked the 3rd most conservative city in the NATION. yes the entire NATION. If you go to the beach head towards the northend, that's where you can find the locals. Don't be surprised if every girl looks the same, that's just how it works. BUT be careful CURFEW is 11:00 PM. Lastly, if you go there to go swimming in the ocean then get ready for some brown, dirt, ugly ass non-waves. Hey but at least Virginia Beach is a little relevant... if we exclude pungo.
person: Aw congrats on your new baby! Where did you guys buy a house?
New mom: Oh in Virginia Beach! We couldn't decide on the Great Neck area or the Little Neck area but we found the perfect house in Alanton!
Virginia Beach by canInoo February 2, 2019
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cat on the beach 

a situation that could/would never occur! -the feeling of standing out, -nowhere to hide, nothing to crawl under...forced to "deal with it"
jill stood out at the party like a cat on the beach

the crackhead fit in with the conservatives like a cat on the beach

the cat stood out on the beach like a cat on the beach
cat on the beach by michael foolsley December 26, 2009

Snorkel Park Beach 

THE most fun on the beach in Bermuda.

Island's premier Watersports, Restaurant Grille & Beach Bar, with Live Entertainment and an open air Top 40 NightClub in the Royal Naval Dockyard enjoyed by visitors and locals, families and party people.

Good Food, Good Drinks, the BEST Memories!
Dude: "I'm in Bermuda....what's good?"

Bermudian: "Snorkel Park Beach bie. Go up de roawd an rund de corner to Dockyard. Gurranteed wicked times Don."

Surfside Beach 

1. n. Mecca for the old or elderly; 2. n. place where wannabe surfers come together and ride the not-really waves; 3. n. one of many beaches along the East Coast overrun by tourists.
Don and Susan love to travel to Surfside Beach for their yearly vacations. They also like to piss off other drivers by driving slow, being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and not knowing where they're going.
Dreads always gets high during the summer in Surfside Beach with the expectation that the waves will be "killer." Unfortunately for him, they never are.
Ike and Ina love to take their 5 unruly kids with them on the treks across the country from their home in California to the already crowded shores of Surfside Beach!
Surfside Beach by ojeezleweez March 3, 2009

raking the beach 

When a girl uses her teeth during oral sex. Its not a good feeling at times.
He slapped his girlfriend when she started raking the beach.
raking the beach by Nicky April 22, 2005

ace beach sheet 

Expression that sometimes results in the misinterpretation of a person of Indian or Pakistani decent trying to form a curse word combo. "ass bitch shit"
mother ace beach sheet on that beach! mother sheet bull ace!
ace beach sheet by J-Diddy March 20, 2003

Fernandina Beach 

a tourist attraction where people drink a lot and do drugs.
a place with a lot of hillbillies who say "y'all" and rich people with inherited money.
look at those druggies!!! we must be in Fernandina Beach!!
Fernandina Beach by supercutekid November 19, 2011